More SQL Put Downs

Posted: November 21, 2008 in Uncategorized


I am not sure where we think of this stuff. But hey here it is starting up again…

  • Yo momma’s so dumb, when I said “DROP VIEW” she thought I was canceling her favorite TV show! –
  • Yo Mamma’s so dumb when I said create view she thought I was hitting on her. – Chris Shaw
  • Yo momma so dumb she thought SPID was the past tense of spit. – Chris Roland
  • yo mama’s too poor to BEGIN TRANSACTION. – Blue_fenix
  • Yo momma is so slow, she thought Gemini meant “Jim and I” – Joe Webb
  • Yo mama so ugly she walked by a mirrored database and it broke! – SQLAgentMan
  • Yo mamma is so fat her rows overflow. – Jason Massie
  • Yo momma’s so dumb, she was looking for the prequel! – Denis Gobo
  • Yo Momma’s so red neck she thought RollBack was parking the house… – Chris Shaw

If you have some more tweet them to #sqlpass or feel free to post them here.


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