Brent thanks for posting this. I can not believe how hard I laughed at this.
I had to add some of my own.
- Your momma is so gross that her kitchen table is corrupt.
- Your momma is so dumb she thought you played baseball. (“Database… Dat a Base over there to.”)
- Your momma is so dumb she thought tablesample was something you got at Walmart on Sunday.
- Your momma is so dumb she though SQL Server was the second shift at on the border.
- Your momma is so high she thought she would pop positive for the health and history tool.
- Your momma is so dumb she went to the Doctor to ask for the SQL Injection.
Ok so mine are pretty bad. But check out what Brent collected.