When DBA’s go Bad

Posted: October 31, 2008 in Uncategorized

Brent thanks for posting this. I can not believe how hard I laughed at this.

http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2008/10/somebody-created-a-halloween-monster-sqlputdowns/

I had to add some of my own.

  • Your momma is so gross that her kitchen table is corrupt.
  • Your momma is so dumb she thought you played baseball. (“Database… Dat a Base over there to.”)
  • Your momma is so dumb she thought tablesample was something you got at Walmart on Sunday.
  • Your momma is so dumb she though SQL Server was the second shift at on the border.
  • Your momma is so high she thought she would pop positive for the health and history tool.
  • Your momma is so dumb she went to the Doctor to ask for the SQL Injection.

Ok so mine are pretty bad. But check out what Brent collected.

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Comments
  1. I especially enjoyed “Your momma is so dumb she went to the Doctor to ask for the SQL Injection.” 😀

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